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Year 2038: No more "state of origin" in Nigeria.

state of origin in nigeria or state of residence

Igbo agenda

 

WALE: fuck this. I know what this means. This is clearly an Igbo agenda.

EMEKA: what do you mean?

WALE: imagine if all the Igbos in all the states in Nigeria become full citizens of the states… Nigeria would become an Igbo country nah. You; think am nah! Already they are overrunning some states. We’re not gonna let it happen!

EMEKA: Whatever happened to “one Nigeria.” Omo; I was born and raised in Lagos. I work and pay taxes in this state.

WALE: na your type wan become governor for Lagos abi? What happened to your own state, it disappeared from the map? Abeg make I pass joor.


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