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Year 2025: Former Boko Haram Member becomes commissioner in Bornu State.

Former Boko Haram member becomes commissioner in Bornu state Nigeria

 ALHAJI MUSA: This thing no fit happen, lie-lie…impossible!

PATRICK: Of course, it can. In fact, it’s more likely to happen than not. And again, I don’t think FNN would publish a thing like this if they didn’t back it up with research and analysis.

ALHAJI MUSA: My brother, forget that thing. E no fit happen! Is Boko Haram the federal government of Nigeria?  Nonsense, FNN should better remove this post.

PATRICK: It’s the proposed amnesty program for Boko Haram members that would make it possible. It’s there on the post… the word “amnesty”.

ALHAJI MUSA: Abeg commot with this amnesty nonsense.

PATRICK: Remember that the Niger Delta militants were given amnesty…and rehabilitation… reabsorbed into the society and everything returned to normal for them and we had peace.

ALHAJI MUSA: Bros, how can you give amnesty to murderers, rapers of children, kidnappers…

PATRICK: I could you call them child rapers? You don’t have any evidence to that.

ALHAJI MUSA: You! Can you prove that they didn’t do it. Abeg! Boko Haram made their agenda clear from the beginning. They talk-am. They hate Nigeria and people wey no be Muslims. They hate education… that’s they clear difference between them and the Niger Delta militants who only want to share the oil money with the federal government. If you give Boko Haram money, they would still hate you for having western education.

PATRICK: its apparent that they is a lot you don’t understand about the society. You have a lot to learn…bye!


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